Recently I crawled out from the Havin’ Lots O’ Babies cave where I’d been not-sleeping the past 8 years and heard some amazing news!
*** JANET JACKSON JUST RELEASED A NEW ALBUM! ***
Here is what you should probably know:
- I am unsure whether this album is actually still “new.”
- I am unsure whether the word “album” is actually still relevant.
- I am unsure whether this is the proper way to use bullet points.
Unfortunately, as the above will illustrate, I am no longer cutting-edge enough to make an intelligent comment on this breaking news, nor do I definitively know what those polka dots are supposed to be doing next to those words up there.
Here is what I know about Janet Jackson: Continue reading